Holy Night Santa Claus, Hera

Hail, Satan Claus!

Okay so some people aren't getting the real joke.

This joke was meant to be a stab at Gungho for occasionally doing things that could be considered culturally insensitive (by the really sensitive) Like the gender swaps of the Christian/Judaism characters for example.

So I was just havin a giggle at the idea of Christmas, the time where people everywhere celebrate Jesus's birth (or just the general idea of goodwill and giving), having the king of all darkness Satan as the boss.

Hope this clears up some of the confusion and Merry Christmas my fellow padders!

Or at least we should get a Krampus Descended

Honestly, I'd like to see a tribute to Terry Pratchett.

Hogfather?
Death?
The Luggage?

wtf you talkin bout "child friendly" did you jus seriously type that with a straight face when half the female designs are overly sexualized to begin with? lol

This comment is amazing lol. I would hate to see Satan climbing down my chimney. Now that's a Christmas carol I'd want to hear hahaha.

its one year later and no Satan Claus!!!! boo! booo Wendy Testaburger! boo!!

I was thinking Amon would do better, his skill is Curse of the Ice and in Cauchemar Descended he literally goes "Ho ho ho!!!"

Are you trying to scare us all ...

My, isn't that special.

umm...thats evil santa

are you american m8? children and wobblies go together like peanut butter and jam.

The Grinch would be awesome.

Climbing down the chimney... He'd obviously rise through the flames.

Its actually supposed to be the celebration of the birth of Heru . The first child born of immaculate conception. But like all beliefs and traditions. They are all taken from one culture and retold in another. Culture thieves

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Mr. Garrison, make him stop!

Except all those similarities are totally made up with no historical support from legitimate scholars.

now ur just being silly...

Don't do drugs kid.

If you read my comment completely, I replied to Striker, who complained that stuff like this "ruins childrens' spirits".

Your design ruined children's spirits...

Maybe he could be the guy that hands out coal?

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Santa = Satan
Just move the "N" in "Santa" to the back/make it the last letter instead, and you get the word, "Satan".
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wow clearly people cannot understand my awesomeness in mosnter design so they rate me downThis reply has been flagged as spam  Show

NO it should be satan CLAWS and he should be an attacker/devil that basically looks like freddy +jason+wolverine+santa claus and his active skill will be ENSLAVEMENT OF THE REINDEER and it will block enemy monsters from doing anything but using their basic attack for 3 turns as well as turn all light orbs to dark orbs and wood orbs to fire and heal to water, and his leader skill will be called NAUGHTY OR NICE?! and you will have a 20% chance to get a 8X multiplier on matching orbs AND a 20% chance to take your attack damage yourself instead! but it would tell you which one you had before you started matching.... best monster NA i hope you are reading this gungho i just made your day, 9m stones will be spent to get this monsterThis reply has been flagged as spam  Show

Jingle Bells, Hera smells,
Pengdra dropped an egg.
On floor three, they pummeled me
and the dublits ran away

Thank you, I'm probably going to do another one eventually :)

Wow. Great take on an old classic!! I was not reading the forums last Christmas and missed this post. Please write a new song for this year's holiday. I can't wait to read it.

Hey Cofeeho, I made another song. It should be on the bottom area of the page :)

But it looks like she already visited Dairy Queen.

Gave her two and milk

He meant Hathor.

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"♫ Last Christmas, I gave you my stone ♫"

And the very next day I rolled it away

This year, to save me from tears, I'll

stop buying stones :'(

She'll be on your team,
a perfect lead or sub fit,
she's bringing along a Betelgeuse modelling kit,
Hera Claus is coming, to your house...

She knows when you are sleeping,
she'll watch to her heart's content,
she'll keep you up and waiting all night,
and reduce your sleep by thirty percent.

"Hey i am like super ruby dragons descended, i always last 1 hour ;)"

"Oh, how sweet.... but sorry, i won't drop for you." master

At least shes not a REM pull. Dying for sakuya here

poor king :c
it dropped me twice (out of 3 times) in master difficulty on christmas x2 drop rate (wonderful together with my one-roll-one-drop new kirin)
*gives him one of his heras* c:

Poor King indeed. I got 8 of them all on the Master difficulty. I fed pairs together to get 4 skill boosts awoken. Now if I run 4x Hera, King Baddie, Ronia, I can:

Gravity
Gravity
Gravity
Gravity
3x devil spike
make red rows
Win(?)

4 gravity takes a million HP down to about 250k. Takes 3 mil HP down to around 750k. Thank you Hera!

Heh, heh, heh.. You said "porking" Heh, heh, heh.

Dashing through the dungeon
In a Snowglobe open sleigh
Over the bosses we go
'Fighting all the way

TPA matches ding
Making damage high
Oh what fun it is to combo in
the PAD wonderland

Chorus:
Hey jingle bells
Shiva smells
Chiyome laid an egg
Yamato lost his sword
and Hino learnt ballet
Oh magic stones
Players moan
with their 3 star eggs
Oh what fun it is to roll
In every godfest now!

A turn or two ago
I thought I’d try to stall
but no hearts did appear
on my little board

The bosses were so mean
And multi hit very hard
but luckily I combo big
and hearts skyfalled in place

(Chorus)

Oh magic stones
Red Kali
is so rare to roll
IAP all day now
Just to get Gung-trolled

Oh magic stones
in game gold
doesn’t have much use
sell away your silver eggs
just for monster points!

R/G does make more sense...after all, she's probably giving a bunch of people burning wood this holiday season...AWWWWWWW YEAH!

I would agree, but sub-Light fits her God typing and leader skill better.

And it's not like Light doesn't fit Christmas - after all, Santa Claus wears red and white.

Actually, gold, silver and blue are also Christmas colors. The only element that would have been "out of place" would be the dark orbs. And you could look at the light attribute to represent the gold color.

Wish she were devil type with god as sub like rest of Hera's.

Or, you know, males.

Don't you mean to say he has a washboard stomach? Waterboarding is when you put a cloth bag over someone's head and repeatedly dunk it in water, the water soaks the cloth and makes it so air can't get in and out easily, makes them feel like they're drowning. Sorry kids it's horrible but if you learned anything today learn hat torture is inhumane and shouldn't be practiced. Playing games is much better.

Yeah guys, never torture your hat, it's inhumane.

Oh stop it! The ladies swoon over Grodin's chiseled abs all the time. Understandably so :-p You could water board someone on his stomach!

well, considering they even spelled prepubescent for you and you still couldn't type it correctly.... i'd have to say we all know you are!

29.

Sexy adult male,
Finds ringing bells
In tight red Santa skirts
A motivation to move orbs.

<3 Hera

Even if she's really a jealous b**** God...

She can give me presents any day.

Nope. I know what water boarding is lol. Sorry about that. A bit tasteless and insensitive, but I kid, I kid!

FREE HAT! FREE HAT!

Yeah dont say it like "ALL MALES" like/sexualize women...cuz i dont so check up on your heterosexism.

Ok , "guest". If that is your real name, it sounds like you're most upset that there aren't enough sexual comments about male characters. SO! Challenge accepted.






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sooo, male virgins?This reply has been flagged as spam  Show

Prebuscent boys who like women?


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Yeah her Active Skill is pretty neat

i don't wanna say but Dat as....... ಠ◡ಠ

I think most people define Gravity by the amount of reduction. True Gravity is 30%, and Zeus' WoG is 35%, which is a bigger "Gravity". Dancing Hera, Kirin, new Hera Is, new Neptune, and Masterion have "mini" Gravity to various degrees.

Ah, I see. Well this is the first red gravity then! Super stoked it's farmable. I'm both happy and sad that I pulled for the last godfest. Would love a mini Sonia or mini Metatron.

Now we just need a Green Gravity.

Gungho pls

first? I thought Dancing Queen Hera's active counted as gravity. Nonetheless I want this card badly and Hera can climb down my chimney any night...

New ult Hades too, he now has a mini gravity, and no longer ditches 30% with his active.

Ultimate lifeform, doomsday reduces hp by 10% and changes jammer and poison orbs to heal orbs.

I don't understand how you can post that when the entire rest of this thread is about the distinction between gravity and mini-gravites.

Green Lantern, anyone?!?

HappyDude, great song! The Christmas Song is my favourite Christmas Carol (and only sung by Mel Torme). I am sitting in front of a roaring fire in a festively decorated house, quietly thinking about my mom who peacefully passed away two hours ago. She would have loved this song--the creativity! The writing! And no one should feel sad--she was 96!! We are all okay about it. I mentioned it only because the timing of seeing the song and singing it in my head--was perfect.

Thank you, it's nice to see that people appreciate my songs :)

Edit: I'm sorry about your loss and a happy holidays to you

Thanks. Happy Holidays to you, too. My family and I like to think that my dad was waiting for her at the Pearly Gates with a big smile. We are actually in a very good place about her death.

My thoughts exactly.

On the first day of Christmas, Gungho gave to me...
A Holy Night Santa Hera

On the second day of Christmas, Gungho have to me...
Two chibi leilans and a Holy Night Santa Hera

On the third day of Christmas, Gungho gave to me...
Three magic stones, two chibi leilans, and a Holy Night Santa Hera

On the fourth day of Christmas, Gungho gave to me...
Four rows of poison, three magic stones, two chibi leilans, and a Holy Night Santa Hera

On the fifth day of Christmas, Gungho gave to me...
Five-gold-genies... four rows of poison, three magic stones, two chibi leilans, and a Holy Night Santa Hera

On the sixth day of Christmas, Gungho gave to me...
Six Valks a-rolling, five-gold-genies... four rows of poison, three magic stones, two chibi leilans, and a Holy Night Santa Hera

On the seventh day of Christmas, Gungho gave to me...
Seven TAMADRAs, six Valks a-rolling, five-gold-genies... four rows of poison, three magic stones, two chibi leilans, and a Holy Night Santa Hera

On the eighth day of Christmas, Gungho gave to me...
Eight mainentence hours, seven TAMADRAs, six Valks a-rolling, five-gold-genies... four rows of poison, three magic stones, two chibi leilans, and a Holy Night Santa Hera

On the ninth day of Christmas, Gungho gave to me...
Nine mystic masks, eight mainentence hours, seven TAMADRAs, six Valks a-rolling, five-gold-genies... four rows of poison, three magic stones, two chibi leilans, and a Holy Night Santa Hera

On the tenth day of Christmas, Gungho gave to me...
Ten present eggs, nine mystic masks, eight mainentence hours, seven TAMADRAs, six Valks a-rolling, five-gold-genies... four rows of poison, three magic stones, two chibi leilans, and a Holy Night Santa Hera

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Gungho gave to me...
Eleven evolved pengdras, ten present eggs, nine mystic masks, eight mainentence hours, seven TAMADRAs, six Valks a-rolling, five-gold-genies... four rows of poison, three magic stones, two chibi leilans, and a Holy Night Santa Hera

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Gungho gave to me...
Twelve gift dungeons, eleven evolved pengdras, ten present eggs, nine mystic masks, eight mainentence hours, seven TAMADRAs, six Valks a-rolling, five-gold-genies... four rows of poison, three magic stones, two chibi leilans, and a Holy Night Santa Hera!

reminds me of the starcraft blizzard song by carbot...
~~ and a brand new S C V

omg hahaha 8 mantainance hours.....

Someone needs to make this a PAD parody.. I swear to god

Don't know why you're getting down voted, everything you say is true and I agree completely we shouldn't get crap from the REM. Why doesn't Gung Ho take all of them out and make farmable dungeons (give us more dungeons and possibly even a challenge) for all those star/silver egg stuff. Sure some of those monsters are decent but not worth $5 (don't even bring up free stones)

Down voted cause it's a negative shot towards gh. So there's my edited happy happy generic line for the medicated mindless sheep to chew on....still the rem needs a revamp. The down votes ....pff whatever, they all know it's true. Most just don't have the jam to say it. The game is awesome, this particular card is good, rest are not so good and seem a waste unless u desperately need skill ups and awakens. Thank dej least there are some real people in this community still ;)

Haha thanks, but have you even gotten her yet?

Yeah, got her 6 skilled and awoken.

I was going to upvote you anyway, because downvotes are dumb (especially when used to punish simple opinions). Editing your comment just to get it back up (didn't you say in the same comment that downvotes don't matter?...) and basically insulting people you haven't met doesn't really endear me to you as a person, but...whatever. I don't know you, so I'm not going to pass judgement.

Well if we are to speak In basics.....I don't do that. It's like saying. .."in other words"......it's not basic, or in other words. I said what I said and meant every word of it. Your comment shows you did pass judgment . And although you may not be endeared to me as a person I still respect the opinion you have. The comment had nothing to do with any particular person. So to try and make a point of how offensive it is just shows how one may take the opportunity the jump on a bandwagon in hopes of pleasing the other sheep to promote themselves as "one of them". Really it demonstrates the entire point of why I edited the original comment. Thank you for your input......baa a a a baa a a a

Hehe didn't notice the model kit till now....nice improv

Only guaranteed if they were "Legend" good this year.

Spiritual, but not religious myself. Not b!tching, just a funny observation.

I didn't read his comment as a complaint--just a comment. But, I wouldn't mind seeing some diversity in the winter holidays that are recognized and celebrated. Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Las Posadas and Diwali are a few of them. So many REM and descend mythological gods from different countries are discussed here. It would not feel out of place for GungHo to introduce some more diversity into the game.

and the christmass REM machine consists mainly of devil type or sub-type monsters.... not everyone is christian and believes that jesus's birthday is on christmass if that's what you're going for. i love how the majority of PAD players always find a way to b!tch about something

Yes, as she's the only red devil with a 30% gravity. Additionally, it's easy to skill her up now that the Hera descend is permanently available. Her stats are pretty good; particularly her max rcv, which is high for a devil-type monster. The only thing bad about her on a Ronia team is her light sub element, but even that's not a issue.

I see, thanks for the reply!

Generally we call those "model kits".

Definitely not random. So many different instances of this type of anecdotal evidence make it impossible to deny.

Leading with Gadius or Typhon, for example, and all of a sudden the hearts that constantly fall on occasions when you need coloured orbs miraculously dry up.

Playing expert and having orbs of the same colour falling fairly close together, so you have a reasonable chance of using two prong, or row attacks? Try playing legend in the same dungeon with the same team and all of a sudden you'll get orb colours so scattered that you're lucky to have two of the same side by side, making it verrrry difficult to execute a properly devised game plan.

I''ve just seen it way too may times in perfectly predictable situations for it to be anything but contrived and in no way random.

This is the main reason gungho gets none of my money buying stones, and PAD has been relegated to -something to do while I go out for a cigarette- status. Sad but true,as I have developed mad orb matching skills and enjoy the concept of the game. Too bad commerce and fiduciary concerns dictate...troll code trumps integrity.

Just as in a casino, the house always wins.:-(

LEL

it's real name means " holy night, Santa Claus hera"

except the comma is slightly differently placed but yeah.

that's not a comma it's just how some words work in Japanese it's mainly use on foreign words

the cost is still lower than most of hard to ulti evo monsters

lol, it's only 30.... i'd love to see your reaction to most of the monsters on my ult evo athena team, who costs 70 by herself.

The best part is that it's less than Blue Sacred Mask. XD

Considering Zepth just said they were happy about it, pretty sure you interpreted this the wrong way. They know it's a great cost for what you're getting!

my understanding of greek myth is that Zeus probably wouldn't care. Plus, wasn't Hera the jealous one? Zeus was the one who was sleeping around and doing all sorts of.... questionable... things.

for example, he had an affair with one of Hera's Priestesses Io, and then turned her into a cow.

Very True Me want ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) give me!!!! Sorry (not!!!)

Same

It's referring to the Flame Mechdragon (#283).

Hi five! Same here haha. Seems like a Christmas present from Gungho.

Update....
starting whole team of HNSC hera
I have three fully awoken and working on fourth.
I love the xmas music.
and sooooo many evolved pendras on blessed difficulty.
3 present eggs so far on 16 runs.

I think I did get one, but it took a very long time.

One invaded on my 4th run (I'm only running Blessed difficulty), but no drop.

First time on int.

Merry Christmas!

haha i got 5 of her from master loving the farming here!

Same
first master tier dungeon I have ever completed (ignoring master tier weekend).

I've fed her about 12 so far and no luck; think i'm going to feed hera-is instead

I'm at 3 for 5 (way above my normal average). Not gloating or anything, just saying she's not broken.

Hm, okay. I'll give her another shot!

I have four of them fully awoken. two skilled to 28 turns. Two skilled to 27 turns. 30 or so various heras used as skill up mats. My goal. skill up lu bu and all heras to max, obviously Rank up like crazy in process. Approximately 240 more runs through divine queens sleepless castle should do it

Skills level up by feeding it monsters that have the same skills as it.
It's different than the cards' level which determine its stats.

I'm referring to the cool down. It says "30 turns (15 turns at level 16)". I have her leveled up higher than 16 but her cool down is still 30 turns. I actually noticed this with a few other characters as well. Received a response from gung ho, they are looking into it.

Lol its skill up; you feed heras and other ultra gravity monsters to skill her up.

Got it, thanks. Guess I was confused how the cool down read on here.

Really? I thought it was the questionable socioeconomic and military interventionist practices including but not limited to literally nuking two of their cities in the last century and excluding them in our popular media except for token minorities and fetishzation of the "Eastern Cultures" and NOT because of a few people on a chat forum talking about how sexy they think the characters are in a Japanese game who were designed with unrealistic bodily proportions and skimpy clothing...

Thank you for opening my eyes.

Guest, I think there's a different perspective - The people on this site aren't laughing with the design; They're laughing at it. Of course the art is questionable, and everyone is making jokes about it. The only place the art isn't morally questionable is in Japan, where women aren't treated so well. I mean, ask yourself, a game that depicts women as objects on a massive scale and makes a fortune by encouraging children to gamble (magic stones for slot machines, anyone?). Does that sound even slightly American? I don't think many people would say it does.
"the people on here commenting on cartoon women make me ashamed you are Americans. grow up that's why Japan doesn't respect us much!!!!!!!!"
Oh, and you're incorrect on that point - that's not why Japan doesn't respect America. Japan doesn't respect America much because Japan doesn't respect anyone much; Selfishness and only caring about money are what define Japanese trade policy and social values. I lived there for 10 years, it's an awful society, you should be happy you were born in a land of freedom and human rights.

Uhh didnt you type some weird stuff about leilan?!

I think past history may have a bit to do with that, guest. Hiroshima ring any bells for you? I dunno, maybe pick up a history book. There are far many more reasons for other countries (sadly, not just Japan) to hate America. Our foreign policy doesn't exactly have the best track record. Madeline Allbright was an amazing woman when she was in charge of foreign affairs, but since then the President who shall not be named, but who is currently unable to step foot outside of the United States (same with his slimy VP), made us look like buffoons.

Ooooh dear. Must step away from soap box. It's only a game. It's only a game. It's only a game. /Taps heels together three times. Whew.

DragonMama, if you are going to bring up Hiroshima, then, I think it is important to mention Pearl Harbor.

i hope this series never comes to NA. if it does, i'll be declaring bankruptcy within the week.

Your wish is granted, good sir.

crap, now i need to look for a good bankruptcy lawyer.